perfect excuses to excel at Vacation golf

I spent 12 wonderful days in Florida and experienced some
wonderful excuses for playing like a bagger.

1. borrowed clubs with shiny slippery grips
2. haven't played in 3 months
3. spikes on my new golf shoes are too high
4. the red on my new golf shoes is too bright
5. all my golf balls have been pre-loved

then after I had new grips put on the borrowed clubs,
1. these grips feel sticky.

enjoy your excuses.